Reactions to stories in the news...
OBAMA PROBABLY WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Now that "24" has America used to the idea of a black president, what's the big deal?
BLASTS KILL AT LEAST 70 STUDENTS IN BAGHDAD
Killing the young people who represent the future of your nation sure seems like an odd way to declare your hatred of the United States.
RUSSIA ON HIGH TERROR ALERT
I wonder if they use a color code like we do?
RADIO STATION FIRES 10 OVER DEATH OF WOMAN FROM WATER-DRINKING CONTEST
I've played the Wii and it's fun, but it's not worth dying over; it's not like it's a PS3 or anything.
{Illustration by Zach Trenholm of Salon}
